Ice cream

A diarrhea causing food due to lactose content

Man I should not have eaten that ice cream

by LactoseIntolerant3000 January 14, 2025

Ice cream

Quite possibly the best and most delicious thing ever invented with cold delicious sweetness.

I love ice cream.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.

“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner”

by 6116 February 19, 2025

Ninja Creami

Sneaky like a ninja. She is just out there stripping… giving you a boner inducing lap dance… when next thing you know, her fat cock flops out when you thought she had a creamy pussy

Oh no, look at her cock flop out of her thong. That’s a ninja creami

by TrishaMcFisha February 19, 2025

Ninja Creami

When you tell her you’ll pull out but you sneak it in, just a little bit, at climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a ninja creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Ninja Creami

When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025