Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.

“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night”

by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019

Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

Tunnel Cake

The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel

"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"

by Burntcroissantt June 26, 2019

lil cake

Uses food stamps to buy rims and tires (gets repoed shortly after) pulls in parking spots so bad makes me wish his dad would have pulled out listens to melly and jadayougan and has a cock the size of mike Tyson’s forearm

Sierra: did you see that guy

Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong

Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake

by Dream daddy d April 14, 2019

Layer cake

When loading the crack pipe with a solid piece of crack and then putting another piece of Brillo on top of that with another chunkier piece of crack

Stacy didn’t know that you had packed a layer cake in a pipe she’s been up all night carpet surfing

by Captain Hubba July 21, 2019

Wedding Cake

In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.

Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?

by RJake4d August 29, 2019

Beef cake

Kim Namjoon

“Kim Namjoon beef cake”

by joonbeefcake September 4, 2019