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Wet comet

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle
Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?

Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022
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Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker
All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker
by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022
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Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.
Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”
by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020
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boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.
My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.
by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011
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Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt
You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart
by Webslice October 21, 2020
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wet darren

Shaking the piss drips off of your cock on to a sleeping friends face.
Shushh he's sleeping give him a wet darren.
by Fatballbag February 21, 2025
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Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight
I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!
by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023
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