penis cheese harvest

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion

Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤

by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019

Cheese My Elk

Phrase used with old person who asks nosy questions about your dating life

Dave: Hey, Kai, what’s the name of that girl you’re taking to the dance and what’s her GPA?
Kai: Hey, Dave, cheese my elk.

by Woofmutt February 28, 2022

Little Cheese Girl

Technical english translation for quesadillas with all gender-nounizations considered, coined by Demetri Martin in his Live at the Time special of 2015, and often used for non-spanish speakers who can't figure out how to spanishly pronouce double-L's and aren't, in fact, afraid of being misconstrued.

1. I'll be home in a bit with the Little Cheese Girls, honey

2. Local Little Cheese Girls are gas, food chain Little Cheese Girls aren't ass but still not quite as gas

by lil Lique Lique March 20, 2020

Grilled Cheese Wednesday

A code name for having sex doggy style with your buddy in a dorm room

Dude, Grant told me it's Grilled cheese Wednesday. You know what that means, sloppy poo poo style.

by Grilled Cheese Wednesday day November 15, 2017

Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

by teratoma April 20, 2010

chuck e. cheese

A place where I can get some pizza and get molested at the same time

At chuck e. cheese you eat cruddy pizza while a guy in a mouse suit fondles your dick

by DizzyLizzy December 29, 2006

Wine and Cheese Liberal

Wine and Cheese Liberals are affluent, live in tony suburbs, and drive SUVs, but vote Democratic. They "support" public education, but send their own kids to private school. Their opinions are politically correct, and are usually expressed as fashion statements rather than as analytical observations.

I was in Whole Foods yesterday, and saw a Wine and Cheese Liberal buying some arugula.

by tom0942 April 23, 2010