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crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
mugGet the crate rapemug.

flavor-raped

when foods are overwhelmed by the strong aroma or flavor of an adjacent food
I took a bite out of my blueberry bagel and choked, It had been in a bag with some onion and garlic bagels and got flavor-raped!
by TimTheTerrible May 9, 2025
mugGet the flavor-rapedmug.

Honey rape

Pouring honey on a grown man then raping him.
“Dawg I heard that he got honey raped last night!

No way!”
by large n4t3z2 March 17, 2020
mugGet the Honey rapemug.

RAPE

Rape (RAYp)adjective .This is not the legal definition , but a substitution that occasionally is used spitefully with the intent to punish a perceived slight or rejection inflicted by the accused.
Sally accsused Peter of Rape after she found out that he asked Ann to be his prom date because she was hoping it would ruin his life.
by Lcherry June 10, 2025
mugGet the RAPEmug.

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans
im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day
by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018
mugGet the shit rapemug.

Rape

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by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the Rapemug.

Rape Flopping

When a woman cries rape after consenting to sex.
Beware of Tessa she a rape flopping hoe.
by ROBEMAN May 10, 2018
mugGet the Rape Floppingmug.

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