Penis pop

When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.

I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.

by stinkywhitedick July 6, 2015

Pine penis

When a penis is so small it is the size of a pine needle

Dude I tried to have sex but she said I have a pine penis

by cracker slacker September 7, 2015

penis jockey

Homosexual men, or people named P.J. One who rides a penis like a jockey rides a horse.

I always wondered what P.J. was short for. Now I know he's just a Penis Jockey.

by JackS17 June 23, 2016

Penis jousting

When you smack someone's penis with your own.

1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works

by BlazingH0TD0G December 24, 2016

penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

Micro-penis

A small tiny penis, only works when they smell strawberries. They love big boobs. mostly attached to people who call them selves sparrow.

Hey that’s sparrow. He has a micro-penis.

by Engine 3 February 20, 2019

Penis Brigade

1.A mob of gay dudes that go around straight bashing heterosexual men.

2.A witch hunt for straightys by lgbt people who are heterophobic.

The penis brigade beat up stan because he said there are only two genders.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018