pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

the piss master

The master of piss and pissing

j: who are you?

d: I am the piss master

by ThePissMaster April 26, 2024

Tar piss

The liquidy waste released from ones bowels when they're suffering from dirrea and theres nothing left in the tank

"Im gonna beat the tar piss out of you."

"My stomach was a mess all night, nothing but tar piss"

by Sigmund fraud December 20, 2020

Piss poop

Disappointment or anger at a situation.

Mark: did you hear the game's cancelled tomorrow?
Dave: piss poop! I was really excited for that!

by notdominic May 16, 2021

parrot's piss

Australian slang for a (mechanical) lubricant, usually WD40.

Person 1: Man, my doorhandle keeps squeaking. Obnoxiously. I need to do something about it.
Person 2: Spray some parrot's piss on it.

Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?

by Not Mera April 01, 2020

Piss brat

Piss brat - stupid idiotic dumb

YOU MOTHERFUCKING PISS BRAT GO DIE IN HELL

by Kilaomgomgomgogirejgkrgerbjker November 10, 2021

pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.

I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.

by Be Bop a Lula December 12, 2021