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Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
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The original giver of law

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
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Geiger's Law

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.
"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"
by Tallness October 29, 2009
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co-distant-relative-in-law

Spouse's distant-relative's spouse.
Co-distant-relative-in-law.
by Folqa July 24, 2024
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Faive’s Law

Students will fail class automatically if their bob isn’t laid like Faive’s.
Jay C will never fail class because of Faive’s Law!
by xnth February 7, 2024
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grandmother-in-law

Spouse's grandmother.
grandmother-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Husband in law

My husband in law is a pain when I see him with my step kids
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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