face rape

To forcibly remove the helmet from another (American) football player in the course of a play, especially if a personal foul penalty is not called.

Todd Lapham, FOX Sports color commentator: They face raped him!

(Comment made during the University of Texas vs. Iowa State University football game on 13 October 2007. Comment occurred at 8:05 remaining in the first quarter.)

by Longhorn fan October 29, 2007

Alien Face

Vaginal lips that reach from ear to ear.
Aka Very long vagina.

Emily alien faced Jay as it consumed his head.

by Annonymous :] January 13, 2008

chocolate face

Another name for a nigger, coon, spook, jungle bunny, mooncricket, uncle tom, a blacky, or a jigaboo

the man with the chocolate face has been near since my moneys gone

by NIGELHATENME March 23, 2005

Horse Face

A horse face is a self conceded slutty bitch who likes to start drama with everyone and thinks that she is gorgeous, and that everyone is jealous of her. --Her only come backs are telling people they're ugly.. and that she is gorgeous and sexy. Reality is; She's ugly. She looks like a man with the face of a horse. She keeps her legs open 24/7 to any guy she see's. The only reason guys like her is because she's easy, wears hooker clothes, and has big boobs.
Needless to say, no one is jealous of her. And, I think we all know who the real jealous one is(:

Horse Face; "I'm gorgeouss ur all so jelaous damnn i lovee looking soo good."
& She also says; "HEY WE SHOULDD MAKE A HUGEE FAN CLUB ON HOW DAMN SEXYY I AM! MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL WANNA JOIN!"
Everyone else; "Amanda, shut the fuck up. You look like a damn man. you are really full of yourself!"

by youareadumbasswhore December 17, 2010

shovel face

A very ugly critter looks almost as it has been beaten in the face with a shovel continuously. Usually found terrorizing inncoent souls in her presence, resides in 629 horan hall. Do not attempt to make contact, it may seem harmless but the screech of its voice can make even the stongest man cry.

Sean:Hey Kara did you see that hidious girl yesterday?
Kara:Uhh yeah, she was a complete shovel face.

by Ruskiez November 25, 2007

Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
-____-
(-____-)<-----

A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011

take it to the face

drink a 40 ounce without stopping for air.

Chug that shit bitch nigga!!! Take it to the face!!!

by Mattitude and mikeaholic May 3, 2003