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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
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Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
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Shoe dropping

Pleasuring oneself
Clare: "Where have you been Tommy?"
Josh: "Sorry, I was busy shoe dropping"
by polkar September 24, 2014
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dropping tow

Short for "dropping towel", ie exposing oneself in front of unsuspecting onlookers
^ When he was VP, Joe Biden was famous for dropping tow on days when female Secret Service agents were assigned to guard him
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?
by thurb June 28, 2023
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Date and Drop

When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.
"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.

"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.
by swiffer.the.pussy69 December 1, 2016
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Dropped

An overutitlized word, a lot of journalists write things like dropped to make their writing sound tougher. If a guy hasn't landed on his head, or fell 2 or more storeys against his will, he wasn't really dropped, he was just knocked down (if he went all the way down).
Quarterbacks who got sacked didn't get dropped (no matter how many yards they lost in the process), they got knocked down. The same applies to a guy getting knocked down in any other sport.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
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drop dead gorgeous

Did you see Kim JaeJoong? He's drop dead gorgeous
by marti803 January 5, 2017
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