May 14

Gimme head day

please give me head on may 14

by hcjhchcjcjc May 10, 2023

May 7

The day the most thoughtful beautiful girl was born . Who is amazing at sports and everything she may do

May 7 is my birthday

by Ysidnbfickc January 19, 2022

may 20th

slap any grace in the face no matter what and they can do anything about it!

person 1: “hey grace do you know what day it is?”
grace: “may 20th! aka my birthday of course”
person 1: “nope! national slap grace day!” *slaps*

by daddycumlord6954 January 21, 2021

May 5

Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born

May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday

by .....Crisi..... May 5, 2021

Paige May

A Paige May is a brown eyed, brown haired rejection machine. She likes to string a Josiah along because he said something stupid. A Paige May is also a nice and caring person and has cool voice (she bakes well too).

"she rejects Josiah's like a Paige May"

by Josiah Levi August 15, 2019

May 7th

National trip 3 people day

May 7th is the day where you wake up and choose violence, trip 3 people to get it off your shoulders.

by f1n3n1kki May 5, 2022

When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

You have been so bored that you start typing

Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf

by expectence September 1, 2025