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Square Baby

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.
"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"
by 2xMVR February 15, 2023
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Banana Baby

Banana Baby is what you may call you soouse, another meaning for "big baby" or "my little baby". In other words its used to describe how cute or handsome you think someone is.
Male and Female can use this nickname for their spouse.
Most commonly used for teenage adults.
by Tommy wells January 19, 2018
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Baby daddy

An unplanned relationship with an unplanned guy that had an unplanned baby with you but plans to be your forever lover.
This lesbian decided to sleep with this guy so now he’s her baby daddy .
by J Gonzaney December 4, 2017
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Getting Babied

To get face humped by the Victor in DBD (Dead By Daylight)
Help I'm getting babied by Dan
by OfficialRaymondRivera January 9, 2021
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Baby Zeus

A name given to Zongs that hit hard.
by ELCHEEZE August 13, 2013
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fridge baby

A creature resembling a baby that inhabits refrigerators, usually armed with a gun or a knife. They feed off of the fear of those they inhabit the fridges of
Person 1: Ah shit there’s a fridge baby in my fridge again
Person 2 What the fuck is a fridge baby?
Person 1: You haven’t heard of a fridge baby? search it on Urban Dictionary and find out.
by dust mite October 3, 2021
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baby lagoon

by Ivan7oh7 August 7, 2017
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