God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

by sereklsj March 11, 2022

God Damn Shit Fuck

God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"

*your asshole explodes violently*

GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!

by Sproggs January 08, 2012

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3

Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"

Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"

by LargeQuantityOfGay April 06, 2018

oh my god girl

a girl that spends most of her life shopping, talking on the phone, bitching, does not know what a xbox is. usually daft,ignorant etc...

Shelbey asked me how to spell orange, she is SUCH an oh my god girl

by Na-di-ja July 11, 2008

bring down the house of god

BRING rage DOWN rage THE rage HOUSE rage OF rageGOD rage BRING rage DOWN rage HOUSE rage OF rageGOD

“I hate god”

“Then you want to bring down the house of god, yes?”

by can you feel my heart May 29, 2021

Fell In Love With God's Vagina

When one sees a female being of the christian religion and is immediately turned on by her.

Jim: "have you seen that new girl at the church down the road?"

Tom: "yes, and when i saw her fine ass i fell in love with god's vagina."

by SDHAKAB February 25, 2011