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blue banana disease

a disease in which your penis instantly swells and turns into a dark blue colour. If not treated in time, it will eventually drop off due to an erection.
urco: i used to suffer from blue banana disease. it is not a laughing matter. i no longer have a dick.
by mark chaplin February 5, 2010
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red white blue

red white blue is Americans colors you dumbasses
by Kill yourselves February 19, 2017
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Pabst Blue Ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.
Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!

Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.

Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!

Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.

Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.

Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!

Tyler: Hey Fernando!

Stephanie: Hey Fernando!

*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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Blue Screen of Death

a simple error that happens to morbidly outdated or cheap PCs.

The solution to this is to restart the computer.

This particular error message has been hyped up by Mac users to legendary proportions.
i personally have experianced the Blue Screen of Death once in the last 14 years of using PCs.

I do not know anyone who experiances this error message on a yearly basis.

It happened when i got a major virus because i didnt get any antivirus.
by apocolyps6 July 1, 2009
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Blue Bunny Bullshit

When something is just preposterously ridiculous, that you must add the extra "blue bunny" to the beginning of the phrase.

with it origins stemming from an incident involving a lack of honey mustard for chicken fingers due to a grand miscommunication between a customer and a snack bar whore while in the presence of Blue Bunny Ice Cream, blue bunny bullshit has stemmed into a prevalent exclamation at Archmere Academy thanks to the help of Bumblebee the Helsinki Street Rat
"I can't believe that he got DQ'd for being a ginger at the track meet"
-concerned friend

"i know man, that is some blue bunny bullshit right there"

-other concerned friend
by schlawesomeness February 22, 2011
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Big blue bug

A big ass blue bug statue on the side of the highway, near Providence RI. Basically Rhode Island's mascot. Why a giant bug? Belongs to a pest company. Why it's blue? Who the fuck knows.
Yo, did you see the big blue bug on your trip?!

Yeah, but why a bug, and a blue one at that to symbolise RI?

Fuck you that's why. He's trying his fucking best ok?
by Chromosome_9000 January 25, 2018
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Blue Balled ePirate

A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.
John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?

Ray: I've never seen a single episode.

John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.

John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.

Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
by McDoh! February 13, 2010
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