Get this shit

n: A phrase to start off a story about something bad or unfair that has happened to you or someone you know.

A: Man get this shit I was smoking a blunt on the way to work and crashed into a cop.

B: Man that's some shit...

by MagickalTrevor January 17, 2008

shit man

1)Commonly used as a phrase of dislike

2)A man made of shit

Tyrone: Yo dog you just got raped by one a dem ass ugly booty bitches.
G Wayne: Shit man....

by Anonymous April 5, 2004

shoot the shit

- Phrase. To engage in a useless activity, usually conversation without any emotional or instructorial value.

Philosophers can shoot the shit better than anybody.

by Hobgoblin88 April 18, 2009

shits and giggles

To do something for leisure. To do something for one's own self pleasure.

I'm going to make fun of americans and stupidity on urban dictionary for shits and giggles.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Jesus shit

Great profanity for stubbing toes, realising you haven't paid your rent, seeing the bus you were supposed to catch drive by through the window, exclamation in the middle of an amazing story and discovering that your house is on fire

Person 1: Dude is that your house that's on fire?
Person 2: Oh my god thats my house that's on fire?
Person 1: Your house is so on fire right now.
Person 2: Jesus shit my house really is on fire right now.
Person 1: You should probably do something about that.
Person 2: I think your right, i should probably do something about that.
Toby: Is that your house thats on fire, Person 2?
Person 1 and 2: Shut the fuck up Toby! Jesus shit...

by Person's 1 and 2 (Toby's dead) February 4, 2010

Shit On The Floor

A general term that describes a strong emotion. Whether it be angry or surprise.

Mom: " Go do the dishes"
Kid: "No bitch, I'll shit on the floor."

by cooliodude24 September 24, 2017

Type shit

When you there is nothing else to say

Friend: says some dumb not funny joke
Me: Type shit

by InkedGentleman May 10, 2022