Parked

When something is boring and not moving much like a “parked” car.

If someone told a bad joke, it could be described as parked as it was unfunny and boring

An alternative example:

“That lesson was so parked, we literally did nothing”

by Patrickaccraig March 16, 2024

Highland Park

A majority white and rich neighborhood right near Dallas, TX, everyone hates Highland Park. I would know. I live there. And I don't blame anyone. 80 percent of people here are total d-bags. Everyone at the high school is so stuck up and prissy but the school has good academics so I ain't leaving.

Person from anywhere else - "Hey, aren't you from Highland Park?"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"

by gwraveghoull April 6, 2024

The Abusement Park

A FREAKY PLACE. ITS SCARY HERE LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!!

Dude where are you
I’m stuck in the Abusement park, tell my family I love them

by TeaKettleVA September 5, 2024

Park It On The Bottom Floor

The Term 'Parking It On The Bottom Floor' defines the act of parking your 'Johnson' on the 'Bottom Floor' - relating to her Anal Passage.

'yo bro last night was crazy, I parked it in Maria's Bottom floor'

'I didn't know what to do so I decided to park it on the bottom floor yk'

by Option Field Player Southside November 13, 2024

Rosa parked

When you get skipped in line

Damn I just got Rosa parked in the lunch line.

by Napsilei November 5, 2019

Parking Lot Pick-up

When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.

I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.

by Clhaeulrseena September 29, 2009

Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.

"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."

by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024