Shit and run

To break wind in a busy/crowded place ie. supermarket aisle, pub bar, wedding and quickly leave the scene of the crime so that somebody else takes the blame.

Man - "After that biryani last night my guts are in bits."

Wife - "Tell me about it, I had to shit and run at our Becky's wedding this morning!"

Man - "That was you? I thought the vicar had dropped his guts!"

Wife - "Mission completed then!"

by FesterB June 8, 2011

shit man

1)Commonly used as a phrase of dislike

2)A man made of shit

Tyrone: Yo dog you just got raped by one a dem ass ugly booty bitches.
G Wayne: Shit man....

by Anonymous April 5, 2004

shoot the shit

- Phrase. To engage in a useless activity, usually conversation without any emotional or instructorial value.

Philosophers can shoot the shit better than anybody.

by Hobgoblin88 April 18, 2009

shits and giggles

To do something for leisure. To do something for one's own self pleasure.

I'm going to make fun of americans and stupidity on urban dictionary for shits and giggles.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Shit On The Floor

A general term that describes a strong emotion. Whether it be angry or surprise.

Mom: " Go do the dishes"
Kid: "No bitch, I'll shit on the floor."

by cooliodude24 September 24, 2017

Chipotle Shit

The massive and satisfying shit that you drop after eating at Chipotle.

Dude, I just dropped my Chipotle shit from lunch and I feel as light as a feather.

by K5921 June 28, 2015

Jesus shit

Great profanity for stubbing toes, realising you haven't paid your rent, seeing the bus you were supposed to catch drive by through the window, exclamation in the middle of an amazing story and discovering that your house is on fire

Person 1: Dude is that your house that's on fire?
Person 2: Oh my god thats my house that's on fire?
Person 1: Your house is so on fire right now.
Person 2: Jesus shit my house really is on fire right now.
Person 1: You should probably do something about that.
Person 2: I think your right, i should probably do something about that.
Toby: Is that your house thats on fire, Person 2?
Person 1 and 2: Shut the fuck up Toby! Jesus shit...

by Person's 1 and 2 (Toby's dead) February 4, 2010