gold star mom 

A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.

Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.

The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.

gold star mom by TheGoyWonder August 5, 2016

I broke your mom's water 

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.

Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.

I broke your mom's water by Manwithaboat October 14, 2017

Roman's mom 

The biggest creature inside and a little bit of outside the universe.

If u can't see Roman's mom, u probably can't see at all, u fuk

Roman's mom by Mamix.Super January 17, 2018

Bitch ass mom 

A mom that tolerates and helps out the deadbeat boyfriend of her daughter

I could have watched my daughter instead of your bitch ass mom.

Bitch ass mom by Anonbake February 11, 2018

Fake Ass Mom 

A mom who never takes care of her kid. Yet, she puts her step-son, and husband on a pedestal. She would pay thousands of dollars for her step-son to please her husband, but her real daughter to her is just a bitch ass piece of trash that doesn't matter. Don't fucking consider this kind of mom a mom.

Person 1: _____ is a fucking fake ass mom. I heard she spend 2000 dollars on her step-son, for school clothes, and didn't get her daughter anything for school.

Person 2: What a bitch!

Fake Ass Mom by anonymous-bitch August 12, 2018

The Daylens Mom 2 

same as thye last but lots of oral plus free bars of swowce

piss bitch fuck nigga my dick so hard oh my piss so hard oh wait what piss is hard? shut up nigga im cool - andrew tymchuk the daylens mom 2

The Daylens Mom 2 by swowce September 17, 2019

Zach's Mom 

A gay woman who is the maternal parent of Zach

Zach's Mom Gay

Zach's Mom by Zach and his mom July 16, 2020