Box munching King

Usually a male named Jonathan who wears glasses and is low key a kiny monster. He has a 100% success rate in making a girl organism with his tongue as his glasses fog up.

did she hook up with Jonathan? Lucky girl because he is the box munching king!

by BurnsOnion July 13, 2022

Miami Onion Box

A bikini clad crotch at 8pm marinated in Hawaiian Tropic and infused with a day's diet consisting of Ceviche and mimosas rendered on a white sandy beach for 4-8 hours.

Tina was so wasted after her day at the beach, that she went to bed without washing out her Miami Onion Box.

by Coldread Official July 19, 2019

slug in a money box

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.

"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"

by Bixadon December 15, 2017

Box O' Fucks

A person who literally fucking destroys someone else's pussy with their sledgehammer dick.

I was given a Box O' Fucks by my son Timmy last night after I took his Nintendo Switch away, I should do it more often he's good at it.

by UncleFuncle April 10, 2020

birthday Boxing Day

The day after your birthday is birthday Boxing Day

Spent my whole birthday Boxing Day hanging out my arse

by Woodpile October 11, 2022

School box tops

This shits would come in anything little kids would eat and you would give them in to your teacher

Me: Did you give in your school box tops bro?
Friend: nah man i forgot them at home!

by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019

Shah Box Method

Where someone gets trapped by boxes and can't leave.

1: Help I'm trapped in boxes. 2: This is a big Shah Box Method moment.

by Toonie3396 September 28, 2019