fuck book

A Pornographic magazine

You been sitting around looking at fuck books

by Jason Mc August 24, 2006

bed-fuck

to cut a hole roughly the size of your penis in a bed and masturbate by putting your penis in it.

God I had a great bed-fuck last night

by -JK- October 16, 2006

Fuck a dick

Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass

"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"

by Jointo March 2, 2007

boot fuck

Reaching orgasm with the help of long leather boots.
To ejaculate on a high heeled long leather boot
To ejaculate in a high heeled long leather boot

Really for boot fetishists.
A boot fuck consists of male masturbation in the presence of lady's, high heeled tall leather boots with the intention of ejaculating in or on them.
Using parts of a boot to insert into various orifices until ejaculation in or on a leather boot

by booty2 August 4, 2006

turbo fuck

one who can screw at light speed; a person who has incredible longevity, accuracy, and of course velocity in all sexual matters

your mom was such a turbo fuck last night, i thought i was going to die

by bagheera187 February 14, 2006

Legacy Fuck

Engaging in coitus, the physical act of love-making, with a now old and decrepit former bombshell for the pure reason of going where so many once desired.

Grace Slick of the Jefferson Airplane was a smoking fox back in the 1960s and 1970s. Now, she is hardly a silver fox. But you would still bang her because you can brag about fucking Grace Slick; a legacy fuck. Of course, when you do tell everyone about having sex with Grace Slick, you would refrain from revealing when and how much K-Y jelly you went through to slick up the Slick. That does not matter. What does, is that you came inside a sex symbol. Hey, they (Elizabeth Taylor, Tara Reid, Anne Bancroft, Monroe, Janice Dickinson, etc.) still look great on Google Images, which is the medium through which most see said "legacy fuck."

by Drewsputin Rackbar Bauer March 22, 2011

fucking retard

a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled. When reading this definition, you may think of someone in particular. Chances are, that person fits the criteria of a fucking retard.

Joe Smith: You know that guy who is really stupid and immature?
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!

by sickofbullshit December 11, 2012