gay fishing rod

it’s where you take the hook of a fishing rod and stick it up a dudes ass and take out their intestines and eat good.

dude:i did the gay fishing rod and i havent shit for three weeks

by eelijah._ January 08, 2022

mississippi fish tank

When you take a piss in a girl's mouth and while she gargles you jerk off in her mouth.

Dude: Hey baby, I heard about this new thing called the "mississippi fish tank", wanna try it?

Babe: Sounds weird? What is it?

Dude: You trust me?

Babe: Mmmm...yeah?

Dude: Open wide then, close your eyes, and try not too swallow.

by shmurban shmactive April 25, 2009

Big fish eating

Ruining the "food chain" by eating all the big animals to ruin the food cycle.

I just did some big fish eating all over those bullys, now the nerd will flourish!

by Seenus September 02, 2003

Coney Island White Fish

A used rubber.

Garth: "I saw Jims Coney Island White Fish floasting in the sea this morning.."

by GrandPoop September 18, 2010

like a fish out of water

(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one does not like and is not used to.

I'm like a fish out of water, down here on the farm

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

Fish Off the company Pier

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.

"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"

by Canadaslang December 24, 2011

Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 09, 2011