cornmeal fart

The state or quality of being very dry or thirsty.
Often used in the vocabulary in eastern Canadians.

"Pawn me soul, I'm dry as a cornmeal fart."

by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003

fart cart

a foldable shopping cart often seen being used by the elderly and other pedestrians to haul their groceries home.

don't forget to bring your fart cart to the farmers market! you know you always buy more than you intend.

by supercarrot April 19, 2006

freckle fart

a mean name that people call someone who has freckles on his/hers face.mainly foolish children.

girl- excuse me, may i borrow you pen?

boy- no!! get lost youfreckle fart!!

by cozza wozza nozza November 26, 2009

cum fart

when you fart and cum a little in your fresh new boxers.

guy 1: *cum farts*
guy 2: dude why does it smell like that?
guy 1: I accidently cum farted
guy 2: dude that sucks for you.

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

Pistachio Fart

When a lady of young age eats to many items of the vagetagious species and has a wet or squishy queef out of her vagina.

Yo Feeney had a MAD pistachio fart.
Yeah i know what a douche.

by A Man of Truth August 1, 2010

Fart Zombie

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.

"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"

by Dluxx June 13, 2008

fart dart

The Fart Dart was invented at Michigan State University in January 2007 by a freshman who happened upon a golden opportunity. He captured a waft of his own silent fart in his hand, aimed it at his roommate, and blew it into his face. Hence, the Fart Dart was invented.

Jake decided to make friends with his floor neighbors, but ruined his chances when he blew a fart dart into Justin's face.

by Cory May January 31, 2007