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peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night
by angry dragon master June 26, 2014
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The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.
Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
Fuck man! feel better.”
by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022
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Butter

A sexual position using the juice that one can obtain by ejaculating onto a cucumber and using it to perform sexual favors on another with.
"Bro, I was out with this girl from the bar, and she let me butter her.
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"
by Angel66666 May 22, 2022
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Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.
Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!
by Red Potato December 12, 2021
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exotic butters

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by da d awd a October 11, 2020
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