Alex

A kid who thinks he's funny by stealing everyones jokes, usually smells horrible because he doesn't brush his teeth or use deodorant. Has third grader excuses for everything

"Bro that kid Alex is stink asf"

by anonymous December 17, 2023

alex

a massive bell end who lickes to lick ad suck juicy balls. He sucks i so hard he gets an achy jaw.

Alex is gay

by Guru1572639972 October 7, 2021

Alex

People named Alex usually have very big foreheads and are ginger they can be annoying but funny with their bad comebacks

Alex has a big forehead

by Alexhasabigforehead January 15, 2020

Alex Jaw

Head that is so outrageously sloppy that it makes you wonder if a bitch's jaw has detached from her body, like a snake enveloping what should otherwise be an impossible meal; Head that is indistinguishable from throat.

"Madison seems shy, but when I took my pants off she delivered some A-grade Alex Jaw."

"That mandible was built for Alex Jaw bro."

by Shingalingy July 20, 2023

Alex

A big ahole that doesn’t know when to stop or how to act

Me: Alex stfu
Alex:continues to scream like a retard

by wtf is up kyle October 13, 2019

Alex

Alex is not really the best person. (she) is ugly and stupid. Who ever she likes will move schools because they are scared of her. Most of her family doesn't love her. Alex has no friends at all. Alex is over weight and is very snobby and gross. she tends to listen to music which only makes her feel worse and makes her go into depression. a few people say she is beautiful but she knows there lying. she is failing ever class. all of the teachers despise her. she has to cry her self to sleep at night and she throws up everyday just to make her self skinnier. she has a crush on one guy, but he hates her! They did have one class together, it was language, but he moved to a different language because he hates her so much. Alex is not really a good person. if you know an (Alex) Then hopefully they're not like this one.

Alex is horrible.

by Leagh January 19, 2018

Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.

The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"

by Alex Logic August 23, 2021