A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

by everything else is taken February 22, 2022

A place full of inbreads. Everyone claims benefits in this village. Full of drug dealers that live in shitty flats. All houses are absolute shitholes worth about 20 grand. Noutourisly known for accommodating one of Britains biggest drug dealing gangs the Gloucestershire Smackheads who was connected to the biggest Drug group in the UK. Full of gypsies.
by Billy boys February 2, 2022

by loel2023 November 1, 2023

by Beans.lol.milk.lol April 23, 2021

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.
Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
