Alabama Hot Pocket

The term people searched who were too slow to pause the Buttsmarns video.
Also the act of shitting in a twat!

Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!

by SQuicky July 9, 2019

Alabama hot pocket

When a male defecates into a females pussy and then proceeds with fucking her.

Hey baby wanna do the Alabama hot pocket

by Youssif Ghazi July 15, 2019

Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.

Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...

by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019

Out of Pocket

Out of Pocket. Out of pocket can mean out of hand, off the chain, and other things. If someone calls you out of pocket, they mean that you are doing too much and that whatever caused them to say that, was pretty wild.

Bekah: "Can I catfish my cousin? Or is that too Alabama?"
Ashley: "Dude you're way out of pocket. Like, you can't even turn around and see the pocket anymore. Thats how out of pocket you are Bekah."

by @sadielordideas March 28, 2019

Out of pocket

Your Completely out of line...
Your Out of control..
Your Annoying or
Your Wild as hell

"they said Tom robbed that 711 yo!"
"Yo Tom is out of pocket"

by T. Petty October 15, 2019

Alabama hot pocket

Taking a mean shit in her pussy.

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!

by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020