a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.

Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.

by Killarank July 12, 2017

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Second hand smoke

When you try to help your nigga in his beef but you get your ass beat in the process

Damn Tanner got that second hand smoke from tryna help his buddy

by CoonBasket December 14, 2018

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The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.

The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.

by AbracadabraSkywalkerWereAfta June 23, 2018

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left-handed bitch

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.

Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.

by Robby62775 May 19, 2019

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