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Second hand smoke

When you try to help your nigga in his beef but you get your ass beat in the process
Damn Tanner got that second hand smoke from tryna help his buddy
by CoonBasket December 14, 2018
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two hand the pump

A term for using two hands when holding a gun
If you make me mad I might two hand the pump
by Allmanwords June 1, 2017
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one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)
The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight
by BubaMan January 29, 2014
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White Hand of Saurmon

When a Guy ejaculates into his hand, and face palms his sex partner in the face
Guy 1: Is Cassie alright? She looks abit White in the face

Guy 2 : Yeah she is Fine, I gave her the White Hand of Saurmon last night
by TheInsaneAus November 4, 2015
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Hand Grenade Heat

A very, very spicy chili made by Beatrice Middleton. Was a hit in mess halls in 1945, especially at Paris Island. Can be made of any meat, but mostly uses chicken or turkey. The secret is a mix of jalapeno and serrano peppers which she puts in with the meat. Don't get too close or it will explode. Hence the name: Hand Grenade Heat!
Beatrice: Hey y'all, who's hungry? I got something good. Who's ready for some Hand Grenade Heat?

Morris: That really hot chili you love? Oh sure, are you making some?

Beatrice: Yep. This is for you and all the rest of them. Here, taste it. Tell me if it needs more heat.

Morris: (tastes the chili) Wow! That's an explosion waiting to happen. Its got kick!

Stan: Hey, what's that? I know chili but I've never seen chili that hot. (He tastes some and the chili goes BOOM!) Wow! That is one kickin' chili there!

Rabbit: Stanley! You shouldn't have eaten that yet. Its way too hot! You'll get heartburn, honey.

Beatrice: Who cares?! This stuff is meant to give you heartburn. Its not just any old chili, it burned tons of soldiers when I made it in the Marines. One taste of this and you'll be workin' it off for days. (She salutes) Aye sir!! OORAH!

Stan: Sorry, I didn't know it would explode. Now, I'm a big guy, 6'2" 285 lbs. And I love to eat! Otherwise, how would I stay a soft gooey marshmellow?

Bryant: You're not a marshmellow. You're a bunny! Even bunnies need to eat. Thanks for dinner. It rocked!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 27, 2011
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flimsy low-hand

A REALLY good hand job. Often quick and to the point resulting in an unexpected mess.
That emo chick that works at Starbucks gave me the flimsy low-hand last night in the parking lot. It was amazing....
by riskyshiftphenomenon February 17, 2010
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hand rubbing man

hand rubbing man is a man that rubs his hands together very nice like, elegant like, and sexy like.
son: Hey dad who is hand rubbing man?
Dad: he is the hero of the hand rubbing tournament. He is the best!
by Handrubbingman March 2, 2020
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