chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

FIRE IN THE HOLE

water on the hill area confirmed rain in the face rock on the ground wind from the landscape air detected shadows from the grave

Lobotomy 1: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Guy 1: WATER ON THE HILL
Lobotomy 2: ROCK ON THE GROUND
XD this is used in Geometry Dash 2.2

by Dat gyatt tho April 15, 2024

fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.

“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already”

by David David's son April 16, 2024

Trumpster Fire

Intentionally tanking your stock so you never have to pay back investors

Pravda Social is such a Trumpster Fire.

by fuzzydize April 19, 2024

Shots fired

Oh shit! Destiny is talking shit about the Majority report people!

Hym "Shots fired! Destiny shouldn't be talking shit about anybody though. He looks like he decided to dress up like lil dickie for Halloween and just never stopped. He looks like he stole his goatee from the set of breaking bad. He's one round of chemo away from being the danger. Where is your ex Destiny? Her little ass is TOO fine! Where is she?

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

Fire Cactus

When you hit your friends vape or a penjamin and you can’t stop coughing.

Friend A: Hey, hit my vape!
Friend B: Okay!
*coughing*
Friend B: SHIT! Damn Fire Cactus!

by Snixxx April 21, 2024

Firing back

to shoot back at someone shooting at me and my homies.

I was chilling in the hood, until someone hopped out a black truck firing at me, I then ended up firing back.

by SDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDJ3K May 8, 2024