One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.

As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.

by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018

Vegemite finger

The dark brown product left on your finger after anal finger fucking.

Fuck is this vegemite finger. Vegemite left on my finger?

by tazbowl February 24, 2018

Chinese Finger trap

When you are "soaking" your dick inside the pussy and then the pussy gets dry from no stimulation and then the dick gets trapped. It goes goes down hill from there.

Nathaniel: "She got me caught in that Chinese FInger Trap when I was trying to soak my member"

by Ken_Dolla February 26, 2018

Butter Finger

A wide receiver who can't catch the ball because he is always having sex. Too much pussy juices on his hands.

A butter finger is someone who focuses more on sex then football.

by Pch20 March 2, 2018

pyro figent

The only thing that kinda rhymes with fire hydrant.

"Anna's egg was by a fire hydrant because her mom is a pyro figent."

by Figent Pyro May 19, 2018

my figet spinner

The real homie, dat one person that will always got your back. They the real cuz.

Yo thanks for that charger my figet spinner.

by ThosePhillyBros May 20, 2018

tornado finger

One who has one or multiple fingers that are able to manipulate a clitoris like a speed bag....

Luke Warmwater used his tornado finger on Mary Jane Rottencrotch in such a fashion that made her taste the rainbow.

by Filthy mustache May 21, 2018