Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.

Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....

by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022

Brenda Bear

Part of a visable minority known as the lefties brenda bear doesn't like eating dill or being tall. spotting a brenda bear in the wild is rare and almost unheard of as they tend to hibernate for 12 months out of the year

Ethan told me Brenda bears mom is an absolute dime

by The black hobo May 26, 2022

stinky pookie bear

a synonym for the following words: honey, sugar, sweet pea, honeybun, pumpkin, and princess.

hiii stinky pookie bear!! i missed u!!

by stinkypookiebear May 26, 2022

Polar bear challenge

An act in which the participant stirs a stiff cold drink with their dick for their fuck buddy while maintaining a erection until their fuck buddy finishes the drink

you hear Jimmy tried the polar bear challenge? Well he's no longer seeing Ashley now.

by HumanSeeHumando May 26, 2022

Polar bear

A white kid in tattnall county that thinks he is the shit , that likes special girls

Polar bear likes these special girls

by Polar green May 31, 2022

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022

smack a bear

Smoke a bowl

Let’s smack a bear

by mooserodeo June 2, 2022