Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

wet turtleneck

When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.

I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!

by Cheekeemunkey05 May 15, 2024

wet

a sket called emma

“ have you seen that wet girl” “who emma” yeah g

by Ukfinest68 January 10, 2020

Wet and Tiggly

The act of you and your friend having sex with your friend where before you finish, you both pull out, ejaculate on her, then proceed to jump onto the ejaculate and wiggle and fart, causing the ejaculate to be pushed around like lotion and dry from the fart.

Yo Jimmy, I gave Rebecca a Wet and Tiggly last night. She loved it bro!

by omadesh September 13, 2025

Wet Dream

A wet dream is a sensual and erotic vision in your sleep. Wet dreams can be a way to gauge ones sexual prowess.

I had a wet dream while taking a nap earlier today. It was so awesome I'm going to stop watching porn and masturbating.

by Chief Lotsadough August 29, 2021

Wet bre

A wet bre is when someone with twilight sparkle cosplay comes up to you on the street and aggressively shits rainbows on your head. All while sharing the word of god.

I hate this city! Someone gave me a wet bre at the farmers market!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018