Mount me monty

A whore who will sleep with everyone you know except for you (when you want to rail her). A mount me monty knows you want her and could be refered to as a cocktease. Although many males want to rail a mount me monty you should be advicsed to never have a relationship with one as they will definately cheat on you.

Man what I would give to do that Mount me monty. I would never date her though!

by vegeta867 January 2, 2013

Got me dirty

When a dirty low class girl pretends to be a classy woman to get into a relationship with a man that is too good for her.

I thought she was the one but it turns out that bitch got me dirty.

by N8thaFkNgr8 December 3, 2018

gudge me out

'check out what i'm doing', 'interact with me'
for instance, having just made a delicious meal: "yo, gudge me out"
or, while going for a high five: "gudge me out"

"gudge me out dawg"

by gudgemeister October 5, 2018

Make Me Dusty

the equivalent to "Come at me, bro". To taunt someone to challenge you. (To challenge to a fight, sexual act, etc.)

I don't know nigga, make me dusty.

by DatNigguhBangBanggg April 10, 2011

Santa screwed me

A basic, blunt way to let your friends know you got nothing you wanted for Christmas.

"Have a good Christmas?"

"It was ok, but Santa screwed me."

by Cheesy and dangerous. December 29, 2014

playing me out

when somebody pretends to care and interacts or plays with you for their benefit and could really care less about you

guy 1: damn dude i was waiting on leila she said she was going to meet up with me and she left to hang out with mark. i think she’s playing me out

guy 2: wow that sucks dude sounds like she was playing you out

by tisjayr December 14, 2020

Save Me Syndrome

When somebody is saved by someone and immediately ''falls in love'' with them. whether they end up having any chemistry or not and often end up ignoring any legitimate affection from other people in favor of whoever they are chasing. They may or may not get over it. Let's face it, they probably won

''Sara is really fawning over Jon.''
''Well he did save her from being hit by that car a while back. I think she just has a case of save me syndrome.''

by starcasme August 3, 2018