Grabbing a wet can

Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.

"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."

by Astro333 May 18, 2023

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greasy wet boy

Two dudes dressed in salad dressing start rubbing each others thighs in a fierce competitive game to see who exuberant the essence of life first. Whoever produces the semen first has to eat the other players salad dressing drenched clothes.

Me and Adam played Greasy wet boy after our church reunion. Let’s just say Adam isn’t having any Italian dressing anytime soon.

by Tyler Zapp December 11, 2024

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wet oranged

When you hire someone that looks like a regular white dude to take your photos and he takes some totally amazing shots

We went to this studio and this old white guy wet oranged us with some wicked shots

by Michael Cairns October 07, 2008

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Wet Texter

The opposite of a dry texter

Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages

"He is a wet texter."

by iBlue_ May 25, 2024

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Wet Harvest

When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.

I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.

Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting

Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.

Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.

by Thinking A Little February 06, 2025

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