crouche fart

fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your testicles (generally in fat men).

male 1: Hahaha!!
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...

by Aladdass March 19, 2010

Snake Fart

When a chick thinks you are being such a tool she has run out of words to call you.

"Freddie you're being such a...a.... Snake Fart

by Fredropro June 2, 2009

Fart Waffle

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.

"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"

by XSmiles July 14, 2013

wet fart

One who is incredibly boring and overly pretentious.

"Francis is such a wet fart."

by Asosh Lamalette July 10, 2006

fart sniffer

a person who is always looking to sniff a fart.

What are you sniffing at, are you a fart sniffer?

by squirtmouth May 23, 2015

fart hole

an asshat, a shit stain, a fuck nut. in other words, a loser

you little fart hole, you broke my Jimi Hendrix album!

by dfg January 3, 2004

cornmeal fart

The state or quality of being very dry or thirsty.
Often used in the vocabulary in eastern Canadians.

"Pawn me soul, I'm dry as a cornmeal fart."

by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003