Slap a Wyatt week

During the the first week of October you can slap any Wyatt you want on the face.

Jim: Hi Wyatt *slaps*
Wyatt: Hey Why'd you do that?!!
Jim: It's Slap a Wyatt week

by Wyatt slapper October 6, 2022

National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022

slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

Link slap

1. When working from home, the act of responding to a question with no words other than a link to the answer they seek.
2. When your friend asks you a dumb question, the act of sending them a link with the exact answer to their question

1. "Did you see that dumb question Caitlin dropped in slack?" "Yeah, I just link slapped the shit out of her. I sent her a link to her asking the same question last month."
2. "Bro I'm gonna link slap you with a dumb question like that."

by UngieBungie October 24, 2022

Bannock-Slap

A way female elders of the native American Persuasion punish the ones they are responsible for punishing, For using frybread (fried bannock or baked bannock to strike the baloney out of the mouth of them youngsters.

His granny said hes get a bannock-slap if he kept beating on hid siblings.

by Habeas Corpsus 204/431 October 25, 2022

Helicopter Slap

When you slap someone with your dick. Most often right after coming out of a helicopter spin.

Mat: Dude Mike just gave me a helicopter slap!
Max: He gave me one too!

by Zyklon_ October 27, 2022

Slap Ass Year

All Year You Can Slap Anyone’s Ass, Especially Your S/O

Happy Slap Ass Year

by DillonBerban November 2, 2022