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cyber punch

To punch someone technologically.
I wish I could go through this screen and punch them but for now I’ll just cyber punch”
by jj2024 June 22, 2024
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Chrisco punch

When you punch someone in the butthole or someone punches you in the butthole
Excuse me fine sir but may I chrisco punch you
by James Swindell October 23, 2024
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Soccer punch

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking
Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?
by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024
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Pseudo-Punctual

Being Pseudo-Punctual, or participating in Pseudo-Punctuality ( similar to Pseudo-Productive/Pseudo-Productivity) is the act of arriving to a location. or completing a task on time, at the expensive of skipping other important priorities.

E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.
"You're so punctual! How do you always get to work on time?"

"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"
by NizariahP January 25, 2025
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Fag punch

A gay manchild who tries to fight nasty trolls everyday on discord but loses leading to an eventual sperg out.
I had to fag punch all of those faggots on discord to a degree. I was like god damn and then marv left crying.
by Ballsmcdonglong February 9, 2026
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Bin puncher

Someone that randomly thinks he's gala tough but is a wet flannel punches a bin infronto of a group of males he feels inferior in.
"Garry you never just punched that bin? Why would you?"

"No reason English Billy!"

"What a bin puncher you are."
by Megadriveblower March 12, 2025
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Illogical Punch

Illogical punch is the ability to assert some specific conditions to the opponent once within a debate/discussion
The effects of this ability being the invalidation of every claim/point or argument given,any refutation or negation being dismissed resulting in the unilateral win of the user.
This cannot be rejected nor dismissed
Jerry says "Drake is clearly better than Kendrick"
Luke "I disagree,illogical punch!"
In this case,after Luke performed the illogical punch,any further argumentation or point/claim made will be invalidated and any refutation or negation to this will be dismissed bringing Luke to win this discussion
by Mejejebdbh March 17, 2025
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