Shit Tit

When a girl with gross titties attempts to show off side boob

"Hey Chip, look at that girls side boob."
Chip: " no dude that girl is fugly, she's sporting some real shit tit right now."

by Flint Michigan July 12, 2014

Shit Sundae

Something horrible that someone else tries to sugar coat to no avail.

Me: "Where is my lunch...you didn't make my ham sandwich?
Wife: "Yeah I forgot so I'm giving you left over salad."
Me: "I dont want your shit sundae."

by Da215BigBen January 29, 2010

banana shit

The concept of absolute insanity. A mix between banana sandwich and ape shit. To be driven crazy in an out-of-control manner.

Man, your issues are driving me banana shit!

by Dmeyer307 April 21, 2009

apple shit

A result of eating way to many apples, your "bodily waste" seems to be already lubed up with shit.

1:Dude i took apple shit the other day
2:thats absolutely fucking disgusting

by saveriox March 4, 2007

Shit Mountain

A tall, burly man that is sort of an asshole. Usually wears dingy overalls and works as a laborer.

I'm not going to work today. Ever since they hired Shit Mountain, I hate going out in the field.

by Bluevolume May 21, 2009

Get this shit

n: A phrase to start off a story about something bad or unfair that has happened to you or someone you know.

A: Man get this shit I was smoking a blunt on the way to work and crashed into a cop.

B: Man that's some shit...

by MagickalTrevor January 17, 2008

Shit Stew

Depositing fecal matter, (preferably in a toilet), closing the lid, and leaving it there for the next person to revel in. It can be a noun, as in: "man, that's some dope shit stew you got goin' in my mom' bathroom!, or a verb, as in: "Man, my mom got shit stewed six hour later!" When children do it, it's poop soup.

Friend 1: "Hey man, I had to take a shower this morning but first I had to shit."

Friend 2: "Okay, so what's the big deal?"

Friend 1: "Well, I didn't want to smell my shit while I was in the shower so I closed the lid."

Friend 2: "And you didn't want the water to be cold... I see where this is going..."

Friend 1: "Yep. I brought my girl friend home to watch some movies... She got Shit Stewed..."

Friend 2: "Bummer..."

by The Steward January 11, 2012