Verb. The point of Ecstasy reached by one or both geriatric lovers when engaging in coitus. With or without the help of viagra or farm equipment.
"Tommy walked in on his grandpa balls deep in his grandma. They were in the throws of one sweaty oldgasm."
by Tonker, lord of the chode March 6, 2009
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Most oldtique items are only 20-50 years old and not considered collectors items.
Most oldtique items are only 20-50 years old and not considered collectors items.
That guy tried to sell me an "antique" table but I could tell it was an oldtique table because it was only 30 years old.
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