Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"

Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022

Me when your mom

Me when your mom is a phrase who is say when it's raining or there's something like a pipe launching water.
The Me when your mom originates for a Funny YouTube video which a guy says me when your mom and proceeds to get stroked by a lighting.

Friend / Look the pipe is leaking!
You / Me when your mom.
Friend / What do you mean?

by anonymous May 24, 2022

To buy my mom a minivan

A phrase used to get out of an obligation. Whether it be money, for trade, or just a lame excuse not to follow thru with prior agreement.

Mike: "Hey doesn't Bob owe you money?"

Me: "yes he does!"
Me: "Hey Bob! How about paying me back and making it right? Huh?
Bob: " I can't be bothered with that right now man, Im off to buy my mom a minivan! *Scurries off shamefully*

by TheLord007 July 13, 2021

That's what Rob's Mom said.

Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.

Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"

Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."

Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."

Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."

by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005

Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018

Your mom gay Game

The Your mom gay Game is a 2-player game based around many insults such as your mom gay lol, your dad a lesbian and more. The rules are simple.

The order of things go like this from weakest to strongest:
1. your mom gay lol
2. your dad a lesbian
3. your granny tranny
4. your sister mister
5. your brother mother

"no u" beats all insults but can only be used once per game.

One variant of the game includes the insult "your uncy funky" however this is not an official rule so unless agreed upon by both players this has no effect.

You may not skip straight to "your brother mother" you must go down the list until reaching the end, you must outplay the opponent, which is the reason why "no u" is so crucial.

Guy 1: your mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: your dad a lesbian
Guy 2: your granny tranny
Guy 1: your sister mister
Guy 2: your brother mother

*Guy 2 wins at your mom gay game*

by Tincongames May 14, 2018