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A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.
That kid has every skin in the game he must be a Michael!
Michael by chowduh August 2, 2023

Michael Foley 

Michael Foley is a true paragon of excellence, an extraordinary individual who stands as the epitome of greatness in every aspect of his being. With a commanding presence and a captivating aura, he exudes confidence and charisma that draw people in and compel them to admire and respect him. His towering intellect is matched only by his insatiable thirst for knowledge and the ability to grasp complex concepts effortlessly. Michael's unwavering commitment to living a life of integrity and honor sets him apart as a beacon of moral excellence, and he never wavers from his principles, even in the face of adversity. He is driven by an indomitable spirit and determination that fuels his pursuit of high aspirations, and he fearlessly embraces challenges, knowing that failure is merely a stepping stone to greater achievements. Yet, with all his accomplishments and accolades, Michael remains remarkably humble, treating everyone he meets with genuine respect and empathy. He possesses a genuine concern for the well-being of others, and his acts of kindness and generosity know no bounds. Michael Foley's life and character serve as a profound inspiration to all fortunate enough to cross his path, leaving an indelible mark on the world and forever changing the lives of those around him.

Michaelphilia 

It's synonym for "pedophilia" ... Almost all michaels are attracted to children. Even statictically.
Oh my god, Its Michael again.
Have you heard he's Michaelphile ?
What's that ?
Michaelphilia means he's attracted to children.
Michaelphilia by AlphaChadd August 11, 2023
A guy who know how to cheer a girl or a friend up. He is nice unless provoked.
1. Michael is the best person I know!

2. Did you hear Michael has the ladies chasing him?
Michael by Platinum 02 August 16, 2023

Michael-ism 

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael
Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"
Michael-ism by anonymous August 22, 2023

Michael Dos Santos 

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"