Mexican Breakfast

Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.

Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.

by Dabbler_Smurf July 7, 2018

Mexican tambourine

A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.

That guy plays a mean Mexican tambourine!

by Ana Naomi December 4, 2024

Mexican Lawmower

The act of ripping a woman’s pubes out with your teeth.

“Hey man what were you up to last Wednesday?”
“Not much, just giving your ex a Mexican Lawmower“

by YouNeedJesus69 February 18, 2024

mexican roll-off

When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.

Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"

Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."

All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"

by City fuck June 18, 2017

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

Mexican Reaganite

A neoliberal amalgamation of strawmanning, braindeath, hypocrisy, assaults stroken in extremely bad faith on everyone who doesn't share his views, cherrypicking only evidence that serves his narrative, and insulting entire working class populations in the name of fiscal darwinism in twitter account of Mexican clown who is convinced illegal immigration, offshoring the manufacturing and warmongering are the greatest thinks to happen in the history of the United States.

Tired? He is also a catholic whose who owes his philosophy to Ayn Rand.

Mexican Reaganite would support Hitler if only Aryan Race was replaced by Neoliberal economics and Jews by populists.

by Obliterator-in-Exile November 12, 2023

flamming mexican

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flamming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flamming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

by Target practice January 18, 2017