Beaning

The act of receiving a footjob from the woman behind the counter of a Spar Deli using Heinz Beans

“Hey, what time are we beaning at?”

by #1 Dole Merchant November 3, 2023

quarter bean

When your dad is 1/2 a bean and your mom is white.

Carlos isn't as good of a swimmer as Juan because he's only a quarter bean

by Psyfury November 4, 2023

Beans

beans

beans

by anonymous November 4, 2023

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

Bean eater

Someone who has lost all their money on super risky options trading and is now living frugally while they save up to go back and do it again.

r/ wallstreetbets is full of Bean eaters who keep gambling away their futures hoping to get rich quick!

by Ok-Cake9189 November 9, 2023

Toe beans

A cats under-paw

Cats walking, using their toe beans

by User64u6534777 November 9, 2023

Bean bag

A fat beaner, equal to or greater than a whole bag of beans.

"you're a bean bag"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023