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Double-fisting Sushi

A sexual maneuver where you lay your girl on her back, then grab your girl's ass with both hands, lift her pussy to your mouth and lick and suck her pussy.
I met my girl at her place last night and spent 30 minutes double-fisting sushi.
by Mista Spooky January 3, 2015
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Discount Double Text

When you text some one twice before you receive a response to the first text.
"Dan you Discount Double texted Joe Johnson last night"
by Poe@113 September 5, 2012
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Double Upper Blumpkin

A slight twist on the original blumpkin.

The double upper involves a male taking an upper decker while a female is taking a dump in the main bowl of the toilet while facing backwards. While all this is happening she is blowing him.
My buddy and his girl would have a few drinks after a night of eating hot wings. When they got home they were both so horny and had to shit so bad that it would inevitably turn into a double upper blumpkin.
by Captain_Jigly February 26, 2011
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double chocolate twister

when a short, white girl has sex with two large, negro fellows; where one is in the vagina, one in the back and they perform a rolling motion back an forth on the bed, hence the twister.(;
Damn Kieran! You look awful!

Sorry.. um.. double chocolate twister..

**high fives
by whothefuckisbeiber? June 29, 2011
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Double Reverse Blumpkin

The act where the woman is taking a shit on the edge of the toilet while the man, or another woman, is eating her out. An easier, but messier variation is where the woman shits on the man while he eats her out.

This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.
The woman was tired of giving her husband blumpkins all the time, so she forced him into a Double Reverse Blumpkin.
by KinkyMaster September 12, 2017
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Double Hard Bastard

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.
Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.
by AlanDW June 18, 2011
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Discount Double Check

To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.
Packers Fan: Hey you

Bears Fan: What?

Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

Bears Fan: F**ker
by Mr VGA January 8, 2012
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