hottest dick in the box

The penis which is predominant, glowing, throbbing, and more prominent than all others, capable of great action, and almost supernatural feats.

A.K.A.: The ALPHA PENIS!!!
At tomorrow's budget presentation, you gotta be the hottest dick in the box.

Oh, he dances so well, he thinks he's the hottest dick in the box.

Chocolate covered cherries are the hottest dick in the box.
by Kfed69 July 30, 2014
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Ultimate Burger Box

Some good shit that you can eat at a KFC
I want a Ultimate Burger Box
by YoMummaJoe March 03, 2020
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Shah Box Method

Where someone gets trapped by boxes and can't leave.
1: Help I'm trapped in boxes. 2: This is a big Shah Box Method moment.
by Toonie3396 September 29, 2019
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box your mouf

Punch a person in the mouth/face.
You said some disrespectful shit to me that had me ready to box your mouf!!
by Supreme247 September 11, 2023
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Box munching King

Usually a male named Jonathan who wears glasses and is low key a kiny monster. He has a 100% success rate in making a girl organism with his tongue as his glasses fog up.
did she hook up with Jonathan? Lucky girl because he is the box munching king!
by BurnsOnion July 14, 2022
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boxing day blowout

When you take a fine lady to the mall on Dec 26 and blow a big load on her face.
Man, Skylar did the craziest boxing day blowout to that chick
by Kihnetic December 12, 2013
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American Bento Box

I stuffed my lunch Japanese style into my American Bento Box.
by Headcircus January 18, 2011
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