Birds

the dumbest animal on this god forsaken planet

person 1: I like birds :)
person 2: kill yourself you fat piece of shit no one will ever love you I hope you burn in hell
person 1: :(

by ilovemycup45 May 3, 2022

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Stepped on a bird's nest

To upset someone

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 23, 2024

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venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.

Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.

by falcoiii October 15, 2022

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Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021

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Dirty bird

When fingering your sex partner insert bird finger into the anus then remove it and flick off the world as if your on top. Your shitty bird finger is now called the dirty bird.

Oh baby there goes the dirty bird.

by Jonnyappleseedsnut May 13, 2019

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