Sucked Battery

When your battery is low. Or you had open some Apps ,so they stole your battery.

Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept

Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.

by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017

Sucks tits

When something suck tremendously enough to the point where you need to tarnish gods gift to man

"Dude this exam is going to Sucks tits"

by Wely wabo April 8, 2024

suck my oh

suck my oh lauren is gay amazing

you: hiii xDDDDD
me: heyyyy qurl. SUCK MY OH :3
you: suck my oh???
me: Lauren Is Gay Amazing :)

by jenan December 14, 2013

suck my clit

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.

dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it

by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024

National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022

Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.

Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.

by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024

the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"

by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020