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middle school

a place for people that want to fucking kill themselves
"hey remember middle school?"
"we're in middle school.."
"I'm gonna kill myself"
by chickennuggetsaregay February 17, 2019
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school assembly

When you get to skip a lesson or 2 for teachers to talk about some dumbass shit. Like "consent" or drugs and alcohol. No-one really cares about these assemblies unless there's like a sexual saying like "cum" that the teachers say so calmly
Person 1: Yo bro we have a school assembly about consent
Person 2: I am not attending
by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023
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The School Bus

A sexual act. Upgrade from the minivan.

It's when the man puts 1 in the front and a load of kids in the back.
Wow. She is fucking hot. Fuck the minivan I am giving her The School Bus
by Oppshitkacked_dacks July 15, 2022
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high school

a place where kids learn useless information they will never use
Student : is high school really necessary to tell us how to live
Teacher : 2(34+6)= 34(6=789)
by @realathlete May 9, 2018
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Middle School

It sucks ass. Most people smell like rotten curry that sat in the refrigerator for 10 years. Middle School is the 3 most shittiest years of your life. The boys are perverts and the girls are hoes that think they cool. (they not)

to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"

groups-

popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.

in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.

the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
6th grader: "I thought Middle School would be fun." :|
8th grader: "Welcome to hell"
by yourmom112233445566 March 9, 2022
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middle school

middle school is like a flaming dumpster fire on top of a burning building that will give u mental health issues cause people are assholes and in middle school fresh out of ur baby years and into real grades that sorta matter so u have no way to know how to stick up for urself if ur like me
"ya middle school was the worst years of my life"
by flaming dumpster fire February 8, 2022
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School Lunch

It is food picked up from a sewer and a lady craps in it they serve cold ass steak fingers and cheeseburger with hair on it

It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.
Hey dude what’s for lunch

School lunch

Taste like shit
by Lolmate48 June 6, 2020
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