verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\
the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..
Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"
This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..
Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"
This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:
Hey, did you see that?
THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)
PLAYER 2:
Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
Hey, did you see that?
THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)
PLAYER 2:
Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
Get the crate rapemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Choke + Rape - Philosophy = Esotericism<.7.9.7.6.>mug. I took a bite out of my blueberry bagel and choked, It had been in a bag with some onion and garlic bagels and got flavor-raped!
by TimTheTerrible May 9, 2025
Get the flavor-rapedmug. by rape artist December 26, 2021
Get the rape artistmug. When another person with a legal right to do so touches your private parts because they can or feel the need to.
Why is Lisa like that? Her uncle was in charge of making sure the kids checked themselves for ticks after hiking when she was 12. She missed one on her face in the bathroom thinking it was leaf trash. Her older girl cousins already dismissed her as the trash cousin and wouldn't help. So her uncle said he was the tick police and she was under arrest. It ended with him saying your too young for that hair. She was left there doublely naked; no clothes, no hair; to ponder her pseudo-rape as she stood watching the same done to each of her younger cousins til finally they were freed to a fun time in the jaccuzi.
That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
by Max-501 June 2, 2025
Get the pseudo-rapemug. by ROBEMAN May 10, 2018
Get the Rape Floppingmug. when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.
Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.
Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.
Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
by The secret truth April 14, 2022
Get the Day After Rapemug.