john wilks booth

after you give ur mate a abraham lincoln u turn them around n shoot them in the back of the head with semen

uhh when u turn your mate around n shoot them in the head with semen just like john wilks booth did to abraham lincoln

by Chris M March 11, 2005

John F. Kerry

Liberal US Politician, with very left-wing views that are unpopular with the rest of America, as shown by his loss in the 2004 election. Further reasons for his loss were his indecisiveness, which was nicknamed 'Flip-Flopping' by the American people; the fact that his campaign centred around criticizing the Bush administration, as opposed to giving actual solutions to the problems; and also the fact that it is easier to keep the same leader in wartime. He lost in an enormous landslide, but still remains in Senate.

John Kerry's ego has taken an enormous beating in losing the election, and the media's portrayal of George W Bush as an unpopular leader is now in question.

by Lucky Strike February 9, 2005

john f. kerry

A man with no platform.He is running on NOTHING.

John Kerry's platform = "Bush bad,me good.Get rid of Bush,put in me"

Bush's platform = "uh,we gotta kil these terrorist bastards before they kill us"

That's the choice.Good Luck shmucks!

by Demo4Bush November 2, 2004

John Daly

- An Arnold Palmer with Vodka (ice tea/ lemonade and vodkay
-Invented by David Karol, circa 2005

Dayam, this John Daly is strong, but delicious!

by Eddy123456 April 22, 2011

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

President of the United States from 1961 to 1963, 35th to take the job. Started the GI ball rolling in Vietnam. Seen as a plaster saint by the left wing just the same, partly because he avoided actually terminating the biosphere over the Cuban Missile Crisis and partly because he had the good sense to get himself shot dead while in office. Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald, a gibbous fanatic on his way to an eldritch rendezvous.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Kennedy of Camelot. Loved Marylin. What more can I say?

by Fearman September 3, 2007

who shot john

A term used in a situation where a major event has occurred and you have no idea what's going on.

(Someone was stabbed at a party)
M: Yo did you see that?
J: No, man! Who shot john?

by DDAWLS November 28, 2004

Brown John Henry

A brown John Henry is when you get shit on your hand and you smear it on the wall of a public restroom.

When I wiped my ass I got shit on my hand, so I left a brown John Henry.

by Black008 September 3, 2013